Not me Monday!

SO it is that time again! Time for Not me Monday and time to reveal all of the things I did not do this week! Go check out MckMama's blog for a chance to read what other folks did not do this week!!!!

1. I did not want to turn around and strangle the man that sat behind me on the plane from Memphis to Vegas because he felt the need to KICK the mess out of my seat about every 5 minutes the entire almost 4 hour flight.

2. I also did not try to think of ways I could trip said man when he went down the aisle to get off the plane just to teach him a lesson! ;0)

3. I did not want to punch a man's lights out when he kept trying to hand me a card with some escort services phone number on it while we were walking down the strip in Vegas. Seriously, I had no idea I looked like the kind that was looking for an escort while I was in town! YUCK!

4. I did not buy my child stationary and pencils yesterday in hopes she would entertain herself while I did housework! Sometimes, you got to pull out all the stops!

5. I did not buy a pair of $140 shoes at Macy's to wear to dinner one night and then decide since I only wore them on carpet and in the hotel, I could easily take them back for a refund as soon as I got back home. :0)

6. I did not sleep till 10am yesterday only to be told by my youngest "Mommy if you don't get up right now, I am going to walk to Krispy Kreme and get my own breakfast!" Nothing like that coming out of a 6yr old's mouth will make you spring out of the bed so fast! Yeah and we won't even go there in re: to the fact that my child thinks Krispy Kreme is our normal breakfast around here.

7. I also did not have the bank teller tell me "Wow! You must LOVE Krispy Kreme!!" When I went in to inquire about a charge on my debit card! What is it her business anyway where most of my debit purchases are for?!?!?! I did not give the teller a dirty look and contemplate saying LOUDLY " So, are you saying I'm fat?!?!?!"

So there you have it! So glad I did not do those things this week! :0)